Opening Statements and Reflections on Life

Ok, here goes nothing. Inspired by my brilliant girlfriend and her writing skills, I thought I may as well toss my hat into the blogosphere. Moreover, I've grown really tired of reading the garbage most of the people write about my city.....Chicago. The never-ending stream of writers, bloggers, dipshits, and dickheads with bad taste, poor grammar, awful palettes, shit style, and obnoxious opinions has to be put in check....Who better than me to take on this monumental task?